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S.G. Browne

S.G. Browne is the author of Breathers, Fated, and Lucky Bastard, and the Breathers sequel I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus, as well as the eBook story collection Shooting Monkeys in a Barrel. He lives in San Francisco. Follow the author on Twitter... Read full bio

Author Revealed:
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Life is too important to be taken seriously
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S.G. Browne Revealed
About S.G. Browne
  • What is your birthdate?:
    12/20
  • Previous occupations:
    Waiter, driver, assistant producer, office manager, property manager
  • Favorite job:
    Being a writer.
  • High school and/or college:
    Mission San Jose High in Fremont, CA and the University of the Pacific in Stockton, CA
  • Name of your favorite composer or music artist?:
    The Beatles
  • Favorite movie:
    Fight Club
  • Favorite television show:
    Seinfeld
Revealing Questions
Q. How would you describe your life in only 8 words?
A. In eight words? I only get eight words?
Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Life is too important to be taken seriously
Q. How would you describe perfect happiness?
A. Lao Tzu said it best:

"Be content with what you have; rejoice int he way things are. When you realize there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you."
Q. What’s your greatest fear?
A. Being kept alive on life support.
Q. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you choose to be?
A. On a tropical beach under an umbrella with a cold Corona
Q. With whom in history do you most identify?
A. John Lennon. It's the first name that popped into my head.
Q. Which living person do you most admire?
A. Charlie Kaufman. I admire his writing and story telling.
Q. What are your most overused words or phrases?
A. I say "dude" a lot. It's my favorite word.
Q. What do you regret most?
A. I do my best to avoid having regrets. They just get in the way.
Q. If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?
A. The ability to play a musical instrument
Q. What is your greatest achievement?
A. Having close friends that I've known for more than twenty-five years
Q. What’s your greatest flaw?
A. I'm lazy. And I procrastinate. Not a good combination.
Q. What’s your best quality?
A. I say "please" and "thank you"
Q. If you could be any person or thing, who or what would it be?
A. Probably one of my cats
Q. What trait is most noticeable about you?
A. I'm pretty easy going, and I think that's fairly evident when you meet me
Q. Who is your favorite fictional hero?
A. Indiana Jones (with Ripley from the Alien franchise a close second)
Q. Who is your favorite fictional villain?
A. Darth Vader
Q. If you could meet any historical character, who would it be and what would you say to him or her?
A. Vincent van Gogh. And I'd simply say "Thank you."
Q. What is your biggest pet peeve?
A. People who use their cell phones in a movie theater. That includes texting.
Q. What is your favorite occupation, when you’re not writing?
A. I'm supposed to have another occupation?
Q. What’s your fantasy profession?
A. Professional golfer. I've always wanted to walk down the 18th fairway at August on Sunday at The Masters.
Q. What 3 personal qualities are most important to you?
A. Honesty, integrity, and the ability to laugh when things go wrong
Q. If you could eat only one thing for the rest of your days, what would it be?
A. Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream
Q. What are your 5 favorite songs?
A. In My Life (The Beatles), This Is The Day (The The), Soul Kitchen (The Doors), Waiting (Green Day), Wish You Were Here (Pink Floyd)
On Books and Writing
Q. Who are your favorite authors?
A. Stephen King
Kurt Vonnegut
Christopher Moore
Chuck Palahniuk
Q. What are your 5 favorite books of all time?
A. Lord of the Flies by William Golding
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk
Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut
The Stand by Stephen King
Q. Is there a book you love to reread?
A. I enjoy re-reading Cat's Cradle and Fahrenheit 451
Q. Do you have one sentence of advice for new writers?
A. Write something that resonates with you on some level, because if it doesn't resonate with you, then it's not going to resonate with anyone else.
Q. What comment do you hear most often from your readers?
A. I laughed out loud