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Jeff Allen

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Q. What is your motto or maxim?
A. Live fast, die middle-aged, leave a mullety corpse.
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My life in 8 words: "I am shoving absurdity back down existence's throat."
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Chapter 1 from Get Laid or Die Trying
Apr 27, 2011
Get Laid or Die Trying will be released on March 29, 2011 in Hardcover, eBook
Mar 29, 2011
Get Laid or Die Trying is now available in Hardcover, eBook
Mar 29, 2011
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Q. What is your motto or maxim? A. Live fast, die middle-aged, leave a mullety corpse. Learn more about Jeff Allen

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Reuters, March 28, 2013
...office is located in Suwanee, Georgia. For more information, please visit www.bobfinkelsmiles.com. For Dr. Robert Finkel Jeff Allen, 770-497-9111 finkeldds@bellsouth.net www.bobfinkelsmiles.com Copyright Business Wire 2...
New York Times, March 26, 2013
...have been worn by James Brown onstage in 1979. In The Car Chasers, at 10, the exotic-automobile expert Jeff Allen goes in search of American muscle cars for a buyer willing to pay top dollar. He then heads to Hollywood to bid on classic 1940s vehicles...
Detroit News, March 22, 2013
...m. Tuesday at Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle, 310 S. Troy St. in Royal Oak. Performing will be Jeff Allen, with special guest Detroit comedian Crystal P. Tickets are $25 and are available by calling (248) 542-9900. Proceeds will benefit the Salvation Army...
Atlantic Monthly, March 6, 2013
...workers at a restaurant answering his requests for more water with a sighing "Nyet." So even if Jeff Allen's account of the Twentieth Century Motor Company's fall into dysfunction and corruption is overdrawn and scorchingly moralistic, well, Rand is...
Examiner.com, December 11, 2012
...engines line at Daimler Detroit Diesel prior to his speech there. Plant Manager and Vice President of Operations Jeff Allen and UAW NW Local 163 Detroit Diesel Engine Unit Shop Chairperson Mark "Gibby" Gibson led Obama on the tour, making three stops on...
Zimbio, November 24, 2012
...Currently: Jeffy blends with True Societal Characteristics as the seeing sensei. Locale: Us Claim to Fame and fortune: Being a newbie witty in addition to singer, Jeffy is free of predicament with regards to alluring the attention associated with...
Broadway World, November 8, 2012
...man Archer Brown, Lamar Payne as a representative from the national association of turkey and turkey manufacturers, and Jeff Allen as Chief Dwight Grackle of the Mic Mac nation. NTC's Artistic Director, Paul Conroy, directs this production. David Mamet...
The Batavian, January 19, 2013
...Jeff Allen sent us this information: Attention political junkies: I recently won two tickets to the January 21st Presidential Inauguration through Senator Chuck Schumer's office. I cannot attend and would...
East Coast FM, January 18, 2013
...Haley MacDonald 2, Jeremy Voutour 1) Game 2: USA 2 (Ewen Cameron 1, Duncan Cameron 1)... Canada 1 (Jeff Allen) Game 3: Argentina 5 (Matthew Carson 2, Raymond Lowe-Chisholm 2, Chloe Cook 1)... Czech Republic 5 (Chris Avery 4, Brandon Cameron 1) Huge...
East Coast FM, January 18, 2013
...Haley MacDonald 2, Jeremy Voutour 1) Game 2: USA 2 (Ewen Cameron 1, Duncan Cameron 1)... Canada 1 (Jeff Allen) Game 3: Argentina 5 (Matthew Carson 2, Raymond Lowe-Chisholm 2, Chloe Cook 1)... Czech Republic 5 (Chris Avery 4, Brandon Cameron 1) Huge...
Examiner Enterprise, January 18, 2013
...66 Splash Club Meet of Champions remains one of the nation’s great winter traditions, Splash Club coach Jeff Allen said this morning. ‘‘I talked to coaches all over the country and they said they remembered going to the Meet of Champions,”...
SB Nation, January 18, 2013
...into the historically rich treasure trove of second round interior linemen, getting a guy like Amini Silatolu or Jeff Allen. In 2011, the D-linemen were snapped up long before Dallas' second round pick; last year, they traded up for Claiborne. So,...
East Coast FM, January 18, 2013
...Haley MacDonald 2, Jeremy Voutour 1) Game 2: USA 2 (Ewen Cameron 1, Duncan Cameron 1)... Canada 1 (Jeff Allen) Game 3: Argentina 5 (Matthew Carson 2, Raymond Lowe-Chisholm 2, Chloe Cook 1)... Czech Republic 5 (Chris Avery 4, Brandon Cameron 1) Huge...
East Coast FM, January 18, 2013
...Haley MacDonald 2, Jeremy Voutour 1) Game 2: USA 2 (Ewen Cameron 1, Duncan Cameron 1)... Canada 1 (Jeff Allen) Game 3: Argentina 5 (Matthew Carson 2, Raymond Lowe-Chisholm 2, Chloe Cook 1)... Czech Republic 5 (Chris Avery 4, Brandon Cameron 1) Huge...